The databases
eSIMDB and friends list hundreds of thousands of plans across 200-odd
providers. Genuinely comprehensive. But they're country-first and
price-sorted, so the top of every list is a 100MB plan from a brand
with no track record. And they assume you already know your number.
The affiliate farms
Hundreds of "Best eSIM for [country] 2026" pages. Ranking tends to
track commission rather than fit. One "11 providers compared" page we
checked turned out to be a table of discount codes with no prices in
it at all.
The quizzes
A handful of tools ask three questions and name a provider. Closest to
the right idea. They map a travel-style label onto a gigabytes-per-day
number and stop there: no itinerary, no validity maths, no warning
about the tether cap.
The providers themselves
Every big provider publishes "X vs Y" comparisons. They are, without
exception, comparisons that X wins. Useful for spec sheets, useless
for deciding.